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#151-#200

A lawyer makes a motion to dismiss, and opposing counsel denies the motion. — 0185

Two women exchange small talk. — 0184

A man can't remember the expression "memory like a goldfish." — 0183

A husband gets frustrated with his meditation app. — 0182

Attorney cross-examines a witness but won't let him speak. — 0181

A caveman draws wall paintings on a cave wall while another caveman tells him not to give up the hunting and gathering. — 0180

What is truth? — 0179

Man confronts his friend about having an affair with his wife. — 0178

The difference between jail and prison — 0177

Guy gets terrible hair transplant done abroad. — 0176

Man is on a plant-based diet that has all the ingredients in beer and whiskey. — 0175

AI strikes back by stealing a user's bank account password. — 0174

Young man chooses a career in gynecology. — 0173

Coach insults a rival. — 0172

A man doesn’t understand why his wife is angry at an expensive gift. — 0171

A man tells his friend that he’s lost faith in democracy, and a dictatorship would be better, as long as he’s in charge. — 0170

A man watches an interview where he is called crude and foul-mouthed, which he doesn’t take as an insult. — 0169

Asked what he thinks hell might be like, a man responds that it’s probably like an endless YouTube comment thread. — 0168

A large man bumps a smaller man in a bar, and the smaller man calls him a galoot, which is a term he has never heard. — 0167

Asked to evaluate his team, a coach says the best thing about them is that no one would think they’re on PEDs. — 0166

A husband learns a new word of the day and practices using it in a profane sentence. — 0165

Two armed gangsters confront each other while one disparages the other’s reasoning and data. — 0164

A player is arrested for assaulting an elderly woman, but it’s more embarrassing that the old woman whipped the player. — 0163

A young man asks his mentor a question, and he misunderstands the mentor’s answer. — 0162

A player complains that he’s always tackled when he dodges to his left, and his coach suggests he not dodge to his left. — 0161

A loud and obnoxious busker has a sign that reads, “Will stop for cash.” — 0160

A coach asks for any player with a dislocated shoulder to raise his hand. — 0159

A caption starts with the phrase, “When life hands you lemons…,” and four people finish the phrase in different ways. — 0158

A man at a bus stop wears a shirt reading, “Just do it,” while the man next to him has a shirt reading, “Somewhere else.” — 0157

A man at a bar complains that his wife is turning into her mother, who has been dead for twelve years. — 0156

A dentist’s window sign says “affordable dentistry,” along with a picture of a pair of pliers and a bottle of whiskey. — 0155

A podcast caller asks how to get rid of an unwanted erection, and the hosts wonder how any erection could be unwanted. — 0154

A man confuses the phrase “which doctor” for “witch doctor.” — 0153

A coach says a rival coach is a semicolon, in that he’s not a complete asshole. — 0152

A man mistakes the phrase “greeted with boos” to mean “greeted with booze.” — 0151

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