Category ONE-OFFS

Sample #002

A gazelle looks at a lineup of predators and says, "All of them." A man wonders if having a shark as a lifeguard isn't a conflict of interest. One judge admits to another judge that he just guesses on the really tough cases. A man responds to a settlement offer by photocopying his naked butt. A caveman draws on a cave wall while his wife tells him to "Tell, don't show." A bird shits on Alfred Hitchcock in the same year that he releases his movie "The Birds." A man believes that his wealth gives him the moral high ground. A man with an enormous butt is titled 'Grown Ass Man'. A recorded message tells a man who is on hold to wait for the next recorded apology. A cowboy takes offense to having his grammar corrected by his friend. After making a large political donation, a wealthy man gets a favor from a corrupt politician.